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[ex-paydoman]

...za pochetak...


Pecao Mujo i uhwatio zlatnu ajkulu i ona mu kazze da tje mu ispuniti jednu zzelju ako je pusti!
Muji je to odgowaralo i kazze joj:
-'otju da imam *urac do poda!!!
...i ajkula mu odgrize noge...


...ili...


Dodje klinac kutji plachutji:
-Maaaama, taaaata, mene u shkoli zowu Urac!
Kazze mu mama:
-Ja ne znam stwarno zashto te tako zowu kad smo ti ja i tata dali lepo ime Enis

[NatGa]

Ovde ima dobrih matematickih viceva:

http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html

Npr:

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: `I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...'

"So how's your boyfriend doing, the math student?"
"Don't mention that crazy pervert to me anymore! We broke up."
"How can you say such a nasty thing about him? He seemed to be such a nice boy."
"Imagine! He was restless during the days and couldn't sleep at night - always trying to solve his math problems. When he had finally done it, he wasn't happy: he would call himself a complete idiot and throw all his notes into the garbage. One day, I couldn't take it anymore, and I told him to drop math. You know what he told me?"
"No."
"He said, he enjoyed it!!!"

I jos....