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post Aug 22 2006, 04:02 PM
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QUOTE(Dex @ Aug 22 2006, 03:58 PM)
Setio sam se jos jedne provale:"Vidite deco,ove dve prave se ulivaju u ovu tacku"  biggrin.gif
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post Aug 22 2006, 04:14 PM
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Бабић запрети професорки:"Скочи ћу са Бранковог моста ,ако ми не дате 3" (за полугодиште)
Проф. анализе:"Бабићу будеш ли скочио закључићу ти 1 за крај "


Бабић се тако потресо ... biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

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post Aug 22 2006, 04:19 PM
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post Aug 22 2006, 04:27 PM
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Koja fora!!!

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post Aug 22 2006, 04:29 PM
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Ajde stavi jos koji smajlic...da svi budu tamo.
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post Aug 22 2006, 05:21 PM
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To je promena raspolozenja biggrin.gif smile.gif mellow.gif sad.gif dry.gif mad.gif

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post Aug 22 2006, 07:41 PM
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Znam,znam. biggrin.gif
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post Aug 23 2006, 01:13 PM
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Ajde Eli0te,seti se ti neke provale..
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post Aug 23 2006, 01:31 PM
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Pa sta znam, ne slusam ja sta pricaju profesori... smile.gif Secam se npr. kad je informaticarka rekla "Imacete nenajavljeni kontrolni u sredu" biggrin.gif Ili Boza: "Zamislite da ovde zivi neka flekica..." biggrin.gif Ali flekica...
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post Aug 23 2006, 04:51 PM
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Cuvajte se deco,jer u svetu Lobacevskog vrebaju flekice iz svake prave...
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post Aug 23 2006, 11:41 PM
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Hahah ... mozemo napisati deciju pesmicu!
Znate li da sam ja(kada sam bio zaludan na casovima geometrije, a verujem da je vecina bila smile.gif ) pisao dubokoumne pesme, koje sam nazalost izgubio sad.gif


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Geometrija postade najpopularnija na forumu! dry.gif Ali nema veze, vazna je zabava smile.gif


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post Aug 24 2006, 06:33 PM
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Ja sam crtao stripove.
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post Aug 29 2006, 09:59 PM
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Haha, to me podseti biggrin.gif Ne gradjanskom profesor prica kako polozaj ljudi pokazuju njihova misljenja/osecanja. Dok on to prica, Dex je naslonio glavu na desnu ruku i crta strip. Profesor mu pridje i kaze nesto tipe "Ovo pokazuje da njega ne zanima sta ja pricam" laugh.gif


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post Aug 29 2006, 11:57 PM
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Tooo Dex, bices ti nama vernik biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


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post Aug 30 2006, 08:59 AM
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Hahaha lol...
Kod nas su uglavnom u pitanju provale koje se ticu neznanja.
Npr. nastavnica enleskog:
"I likes apples"
Nastavnica muzickog prica o Mozartu nesto:
"Znate li deco da je sada 150. godisnjica od rodjenja Mozarta?" (a u stvari je 250.-ta, za neupucene)
Nastavnik tehnickog, prica o formuli za racunanje gustine tecnosti:
"Ro=m*V, gde je Ro gustina, m masa a V zapremina..."
Ili nastavnik likovnog, kaze nam da ne pobegnemo sa casa, a on ode... kaze ovima u zbornici da nema vise casova i ode sa jedno 2-3 casa koja su mu poslednja, a i ne dojde na 2-3 prva casa (mi smo uvek te 'srece' da imamo likovno prvi ili poslednji cas).
A informaticar i zamenica direktorice se stalno svadjaju oko kompjuterskih igrica, naime, on se igra sa decacima igrice stalno, a svakog casa mora da ih brise jer ga ona opominje, i onda opet instalira i tako stalno redom...
Ili nastavnica geografije... haha.. ona se oblacila veoma, hm, interesantno. Ima jedno 55-60 godina, dodje u carapama do kolena na zute i zelene linije, u teksas suknji i beloj majici na crvene tufnice... i onda, odgovarajuci sesir - naravno, slamnati sa crvenom masnicom!
Zvuci bajkovito, ali zato je istinito (mogli bismo da zovemo PZ). wink.gif


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post Aug 30 2006, 11:09 AM
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Eh da sam samo jedan dan u tvojoj skoli rolleyes.gif ... biggrin.gif


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post Aug 30 2006, 06:09 PM
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Sta bi tada radio?
Pa evo, vec moja razredna bivsa, ne samo da je zakazala na nastavi (engleskinja) nego i ovako kao razredna...
Kad je bilo vredjana na nacionalnoj osnovi ona je rekla "Bas me briga!".


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post Aug 30 2006, 06:54 PM
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Pa kako kazes tamo je bas loodo smile.gif Iva jesi ti sada 3. razred?


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post Aug 30 2006, 09:11 PM
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Luda skola,skoro k'o nasa..
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